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Blue Burritos

mai 18 '13

madturbating:

princess:

imagine if mcdonalds didn’t even exist

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mai 18 '13

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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mai 18 '13

dulect:

will you still love me when i’m no longer young and image

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mai 18 '13
awkwardvagina: me and my girls on the way to prom

awkwardvagina:

me and my girls on the way to prom

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mai 18 '13

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mai 17 '13

gentlemanbones:

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

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You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man

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mai 16 '13

(Source : go-fuck-your-self-and-die)

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mai 16 '13
trugazi: this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned

trugazi:

this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned

(Source : spatula)

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mai 16 '13

cokeflow:

mirandasexnoise:

greg0ry:

nicki minaj is 30

how

she was born 30 years ago

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mai 15 '13

smilingemoticon:

the cycle has been completed

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mai 15 '13
michaxl: did you say walk u ok dog? 

michaxl:

did you say walk

u ok dog? 

(Source : escroto)

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mai 15 '13

jimdoesntcarrey:

salacl:

jimdoesntcarrey:

lucille-is-a-vampire-bat:

does any1 remember the replacements

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i do

what happened to this show!!!???

it was… replaced

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mai 15 '13

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

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mai 14 '13

64 774 notes (via ruinedchildhood)

mai 14 '13

(Source : badatpettingcats)

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